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Title: a few things to laugh about
Post by: cjwood on January 05, 2011, 04:32:10 AM: enjoy. i hope some of you can relate. :D

claudia

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good
friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement ..

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40)
are XL

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS'
together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a
long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth, think of algebra, geometry, trigonometry and
calculus.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it
is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young
is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
mouth . . . . . .
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: grapehound on January 05, 2011, 06:05:24 AM: Boy, some gems in there Claudia ! ;D ;D
and I love the picture of God with an arm around me and His hand on my mouth !
That's a perfect conclusion to my prayers!

Thanx Sista.
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: Vangie on January 05, 2011, 08:13:47 AM: Good ones Claudia! Thanks much.
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: GaryK on January 06, 2011, 01:10:43 PM: Quote from: cjwood on January 05, 2011, 04:32:10 AM
enjoy. i hope some of you can relate. :D

claudia

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
mouth . . . . . .

Hi Claudia,

I couldn't agree more on that one.

gk
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: gmik on January 07, 2011, 02:05:00 AM: ;D ;D

lots of wisdom there!!
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: Astrapho on January 07, 2011, 06:08:58 AM: Quote
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth, think of algebra, geometry, trigonometry and
calculus.

"Hahah, I can't believe I couldn't solve these calculus problems when I was 15! They're sooo easy, now that I'm solving string theory equations! Ahh, it's great to be 60!!"
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: EKnight on January 08, 2011, 12:40:34 PM: All of it sooooo true!

Eileen
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: Dave in Tenn on January 08, 2011, 09:00:08 PM: "Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

At least enough to equal four times to the moon and back.
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: grapehound on January 09, 2011, 08:19:11 AM: Great quote Dave!
Thanx
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on January 09, 2011, 12:08:17 PM: Excellent Claudia!

Dave ~ What a funny picture! lol :D

Blessings
Arc
Title: Re: a few things to laugh about
Post by: Linny on January 09, 2011, 10:39:30 PM: Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder
and your hand over my mouth . . . . . .
I love this one so much that a few years ago I painted it on a sign that hangs on my back door!