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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: ellie77 on May 27, 2008, 06:44:15 AM
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining,super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper at 5:00pm--prayer and medication to follow'
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7pm. there will be singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held at 10a.m.All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Group will meet next Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Hamlet in the church basement,Friday at 7pm.The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm. at the first Presbyterian Church.Please use large double doors at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the Church's new campaign slogan last Sunday.
'I upped My Pledge-Up Yours'.
More reminders.....more repenting........Ellie :D :-\ ;D
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I noticed in our local newspaper, last week, that the church God dragged me out of is now having CWP classes; CWP = concealed weapon permit. :-X
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;D ;D ;D ehehehehehe!!
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You remember that verse don't you, Mathew 16:24: "... and take up his crosshairs and follow me."
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D