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Title: This is really nutty!
Post by: SandyFla on September 14, 2006, 12:27:12 PM

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, my new name is Zippy Girdlechunks. heehee

Sandy

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: mongoose on September 14, 2006, 12:34:47 PM

Sandy, you got it easy.  I ended up with Loopy Appletush.  Sounds like some sort of a demented cereal...

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: buddyjc on September 14, 2006, 12:51:56 PM

I got chim-chim cootiefanny.

Brian

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: mongoose on September 14, 2006, 01:58:44 PM

Brian,  you win!  Cootiefanny is worse than Appletush any day!   ;D

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: buddyjc on September 14, 2006, 02:09:20 PM

My son's name would be Squeezeit Cootiefanny!   ::)

Brian

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: gmik on September 14, 2006, 05:06:44 PM

ZIPPY COOTIEBRAINS!!!!!! ??? ??? ???

 ;D

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: prarrydog on September 14, 2006, 09:36:23 PM

    *goober girdlesniffer*.   Hmmmmmm.  I kinda like it.

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: a_child_of_God on September 14, 2006, 09:41:01 PM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not really though. Prarrydog, your new name is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruth

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: prarrydog on September 14, 2006, 09:52:25 PM

  I would like you to meet my wife Boobie Girdlesniffer and my 2 kids Chim Chim Girdlesniffer and little Crusty Girdlesniffer.  I might get t-shirts made up for the family reunion. ;D

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: Caralis on September 14, 2006, 10:32:19 PM

My daughter is Snotty, and she certainly was last weekend ;D.

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: YellowStone on September 15, 2006, 07:05:38 PM

I'd like to introduce myself as

Loopy Applebrain

 :o :o :o :o :o

Please don't tell my wife or son :)

Title: Re: This is really nutty!
Post by: gmik on September 15, 2006, 10:12:24 PM

This is fun.  More more.......

Love,
zippy ;D