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Title: Church Bulletin Quotations
Post by: firefly77 on April 09, 2012, 11:39:04 AM: Church Bulletin Quotations
- "Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur in the church."

- "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."

- "Don’t let worry kill you -- let the church help."

- "For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

- "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

- "Children will be led in sinning and Bible study."
Title: Re: Church Bulletin Quotations
Post by: Dennis Vogel on April 09, 2012, 03:20:39 PM: Quote
"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

LOL
Title: Re: Church Bulletin Quotations
Post by: GaryK on April 09, 2012, 03:47:47 PM: Quote from: Dennis Vogel on April 09, 2012, 03:20:39 PM
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"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

LOL

Ditto. LOL!
Title: Re: Church Bulletin Quotations
Post by: Dave in Tenn on April 10, 2012, 05:04:26 AM: Just great. ;D