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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews
and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;D...........and I really don't care if Musicman heard it before ;)
Love you guys !!....John
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;D ;D ;D
I had no idea what the punch line would be!! Too funny!!
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now that's funny!!!! :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
i truly enjoyed it. ahhh women. aren't we just wonderful :o
thanks for the giggles,
claudia
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LOL ;D ROTFL :o
george :-[.
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews
and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;D...........and I really don't care if Musicman heard it before ;)
Love you guys !!....John
Killer joke!!!!!!
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I've heard this one a few times before.. But it stills makes me LOL every time!
- Daywalker.
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Wow! Daywalker, I never did know what LOL meant for 2 years. I didn't want to sound stupid and ask.
Learn something here every day.
Roy ;D LOL
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Hi Roy,
FYI here are a few more, HTH. But OTOH you way not be interested, W/E ;D
Common acronyms and their meanings:
These are all abbreviations for specific phrases commonly used in informal written computer correspondence.
AFAIC As far as I'm concerned
AFAIK As far as I know
AFK Away from keyboard
BRB Be right back
BTDT Been there, done that
BTW By the way
C/C Comments and criticism
EOM End of message
FAQ Frequently Asked Question
FWIW For what it's worth
FYI For your information
HTH Hope this helps
IIRC If I recall correctly
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
IOW In other words
LOL Laughing out loud
MOTOS Member of the opposite sex
MOTSS Member of the same sex
OMG Oh my God
OTOH On the other hand
RL Real Life, as opposed to the Internet
ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing
SO Significant other
TTYL Talk to you later
W/E Whatever
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There are a few more that I know but they are crass.
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Don't forget these two:
IDK I Don't Know
JK Just Kidding
I use those alot.. LOL :D
Daywalker.
Hi Roy,
FYI here are a few more, HTH. But OTOH you way not be interested, W/E ;D
Common acronyms and their meanings:
These are all abbreviations for specific phrases commonly used in informal written computer correspondence.
AFAIC As far as I'm concerned
AFAIK As far as I know
AFK Away from keyboard
BRB Be right back
BTDT Been there, done that
BTW By the way
C/C Comments and criticism
EOM End of message
FAQ Frequently Asked Question
FWIW For what it's worth
FYI For your information
HTH Hope this helps
IIRC If I recall correctly
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
IOW In other words
LOL Laughing out loud
MOTOS Member of the opposite sex
MOTSS Member of the same sex
OMG Oh my God
OTOH On the other hand
RL Real Life, as opposed to the Internet
ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing
SO Significant other
TTYL Talk to you later
W/E Whatever
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John! I just got a look at the joke Ahahaha! funny! definitely funny!! Oh, did she get the job?? ;D ;D ;D
Kathy ;)
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No, but she received offers for employment from many other wives.
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Okay Daywalker those were good ones too. I added them to the list :)
mercy, peace and love
Kat
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MusicMan, thanks for the info!! ;D ;D ;D
Kathy :D
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Thanks John! :D ;D