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Title: Not Going to Hell!!
Post by: musicman on April 04, 2010, 09:01:19 PM

That's right.

Twas passed out after drinkin the koolaid when god showed up.  A thunderous voice said "Music Man!!  You must go to church on Easter Sunday to avoid an eternity of fire and smelly egg farts"

So I says "god, you have my word.  I shall attend two services". 


Boy, was he p'd when I showed up with my instrument to play that Easter gig.  But a deal's a deal.  Guess I'll buy more koolaid with the money I made.

Title: Re: Not Going to Hell!!
Post by: Ninny on April 04, 2010, 10:02:46 PM

Well, Musicman...at least you got paid! It beats going through it all for nothing!!  :D  Buy the good koolaid!  ::)
Kathy ;)

Title: Re: Not Going to Hell!!
Post by: Stacey on April 04, 2010, 11:41:25 PM

Twas the koolaid that caused the blindness that led you back into Babylons building, tis strange how one can be blinded by such strong drink and claim that it twas God that showed up only after diving deep into the koolaid!  ;D

Title: Re: Not Going to Hell!!
Post by: musicman on April 04, 2010, 11:49:36 PM

Twas very gude koolaid.  And it was god that spoke to me.  Not God.

Title: Re: Not Going to Hell!!
Post by: Ninny on April 05, 2010, 12:23:11 AM

Stacey, there are 4 things that drive Musicman...
The music....
The koolaid...
The total disdain of all things "churchy" especially the hell doctrine... :P
And...the money!

Kathy ;)

Title: Re: Not Going to Hell!!
Post by: Stacey on April 05, 2010, 12:27:36 AM

Alrighty.

Title: Re: Not Going to Hell!!
Post by: Ninny on April 05, 2010, 10:56:02 AM

Oh, Musicman, I'm sorry...did I seem to say you're shallow? I didn't mean to...we know you're very deep...really!  I happen to know that you are  a very deep thinker...Especially when you're drinking the koolaid!! ;D Drink more koolaid!!! 
Kathy  ;) 

Title: Re: Not Going to Hell!!
Post by: rockrdude on April 05, 2010, 11:09:26 AM

When you visit one of those babylonian pagan temples, be sure to print up a few of Ray's papers and leave them where they can be found. ;)

Title: Re: Not Going to Hell!!
Post by: Stacey on April 05, 2010, 11:05:31 PM

Quote from: rockrdude on April 05, 2010, 11:09:26 AM

When you visit one of those babylonian pagan temples, be sure to print up a few of Ray's papers and leave them where they can be found. ;)

LOL! I like that idea.  :)