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Title: Ponder These
Post by: hillsbororiver on September 27, 2007, 01:02:50 PM

Here are some funny little bits of trivia, some have been around a while, I hope no one finds any of this offensive in any way,

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?  Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound.  That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.   It's more like a jar of jalapenos.  What you do today, might burn your rear tomorrow.

Peace,

Joe

Title: Re: Ponder These
Post by: Sue Creamer on September 27, 2007, 01:27:29 PM

Joe,
ha ha ha..I like 24 the best...!!!
Thanks!

peace
Sue Ann

Title: Re: Ponder These
Post by: iris on September 27, 2007, 04:24:53 PM

 ;D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D


Peace and Love
Iris

Title: Re: Ponder These
Post by: Patrick on September 27, 2007, 10:32:01 PM

# 21 is my favorite.

Title: Re: Ponder These
Post by: DuluthGA on September 27, 2007, 10:50:58 PM

Yeah Patrick me too,

Talk about being "changed in the twinkling of an eye".... when looking in the mirror today I got startled... I swear I didn't look this old yesterday! :D

 :)

Title: Re: Ponder These
Post by: LittleBear on September 28, 2007, 12:16:28 PM

These are all good.

I can relate to number 6. I'm the one who usually says, "....I don't get it. ???"

Title: Re: Ponder These
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on September 28, 2007, 05:23:41 PM

The early bird gets the worm but what about the early worm..... ;D

Thanks for the laughs Joe!

Title: Re: Ponder These
Post by: ez2u on September 29, 2007, 03:16:25 PM

love it  thanks Joe   ;D  where do you come up with this stuff its terrific really brighten the day  byeee peggy

Title: Re: Ponder These
Post by: skydreamers on October 02, 2007, 02:30:49 PM

16. Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off now.

a motto I live by!  (unfortunately...) :D ;D

Peace,
Diana

Title: Re: Ponder These
Post by: gmik on October 02, 2007, 07:06:51 PM

 ;D Very clever.

I have to agree on #21 tho--man it has gone by FAST!!!!

I just watched a special on Roberto Clemente.  He is quoted as saying something like:

We are put here to help others, if we don't, we are just taking up space!!

or something like that.

Life is over before we know it, and what have we done???