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Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers
I f you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time)
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of The Theatre
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver 's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson 's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Just for fun, ;)!meee
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Every one of these is sooo true. Thanks mee.
Eileen
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Meee hello,
Or in other words:
Murphy's law is an adage in Western culture that broadly states: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." :o . I could write the manual on it :o.
Peace...Mark
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Hey Meee,
Don't forget Jack LaLane's old law...it it tastes good it's bad for ya!! Ha!Ha! What like french fries and ice cream?? ???
Those were all so true!!
Kathy ;)
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Meee hello,
Or in other words:
Murphy's law is an adage in Western culture that broadly states: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." :o . I could write the manual on it :o.
Peace...Mark
I forgot to paste the below, Mark. My husband would say you're not living right in that case. ;)
Murphy's Law ADDENDUM
Kathy, they keep changing what's good for you, so I don't listen anymore. Jack's still going strong though.
Yea, I find them true too Eileen.
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hee! hee! That's why I said it was Jack LaLane's old law ;D ;D ;D
Kathy ;)
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Hey y'all,
Quit throwing my old pal Murphy :-[ under the bus. He has never deserted me yet, i am still trying to figure, now, how could i mess that up so badly ???.
Now Jack, was right most times ::); except when he tried to contradict Murphy :o
george. ;D
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Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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The severity of an itch can also depend on location of itch when out in public or the bottom of ones right foot while driving in heavy traffic. ;)
Suzie
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Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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The severity of an itch can also depend on location of itch when out in public or the bottom of ones right foot while driving in heavy traffic. ;)
Suzie
Suzie,
Another that is sooo true. I've had a Charlie horse while driving too . Almost had to jump out of the car, I did do a dance while driving for awhile.
meee