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Title: long distance
Post by: Ian 155 on November 13, 2012, 10:01:38 AM

A man called his mother in Florida,
"Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son said, "Why are you so weak?"
She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

Title: Re: long distance
Post by: Rhys 🕊 on November 20, 2012, 04:46:30 AM

 :D Very good

Title: Re: long distance
Post by: Dave in Tenn on November 22, 2012, 01:12:03 AM

ouch. 

Title: Re: long distance
Post by: ez2u on December 11, 2012, 01:25:35 AM

Ha Ha what a guilt trip