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Title: 2 short ones
Post by: meee on April 30, 2009, 08:12:27 PM

1. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
  2. You can't have everything....where would you put it?
           ???   ;D   ::)   :P   :-\   :-[ meee ;)

Title: Re: 2 short ones
Post by: jassy on May 01, 2009, 05:20:53 AM

Quote from: meee on April 30, 2009, 08:12:27 PM

1. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
  2. You can't have everything....where would you put it?
           ???   ;D   ::)   :P   :-\   :-[ meee ;)

That brings to mind the reason that people cant fly of their own accord is they dont know the trick.

which is, you must aim for the ground ,, and miss............

Title: Re: 2 short ones
Post by: kenny on May 01, 2009, 09:43:11 AM

Quote from: meee on April 30, 2009, 08:12:27 PM

1. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
  2. You can't have everything....where would you put it?
           ???   ;D   ::)   :P   :-\   :-[ meee ;)

1. "hope this doesn't hurt"
2. Where else "On My Earth"