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Title: Important Notice
Post by: cherokee on October 25, 2008, 09:24:20 AM
Important Notice:

DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS,

AND THE RISING COST OF ELECTRICITY, GAS AND OIL,

THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

Sincerely,
The Government


Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Longhorn on October 25, 2008, 11:24:06 AM
When I finally saw the light at the end of my tunnel, I realized it was a train.

Love in Christ

Longhorn
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: firefly77 on October 25, 2008, 11:46:28 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Ricky on October 25, 2008, 12:30:51 PM
No light now, means we got free willy now, lets get drunk and go roller skating.
       Ricky
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Martinez on October 25, 2008, 06:09:45 PM

I would think that getting drunk and going roller stating would be a very bad combination.

 ;D
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: aqrinc on October 25, 2008, 06:23:07 PM

Lets get drunk and go visit longhorn.  ;D  ::)  ;) in the tardis.

George.
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Ninny on October 25, 2008, 10:05:15 PM
Maybe you can help Longhorn find those coffee cans full of money he buried on his property!! You may even find the light again. He may have buried it with the coffee cans!!!
Kathy :D ;D
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Snowfire on October 26, 2008, 12:41:43 AM
I think it's buried under the Buzzards roost.
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: aqrinc on October 26, 2008, 03:44:37 AM

Probably buried with the buzzards you know them texans. ok but can we still get a drink longhorn ???.

george.
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Heidi on October 27, 2008, 08:56:43 AM
You guys crack me up...... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Ninny on October 27, 2008, 12:30:01 PM
Heidi,
I think there are special moderators on here specially trained to watch Longhorn and George, you NEVER know what the two of them may say! Gotta keep an eye on them, they are just too funny!
Kathy ;D ;)
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Heidi on October 28, 2008, 02:36:23 AM
Couldn't agree with you  more there Kathy.....our boys on the forum can get very rowdy and needs to be kept in line.  ;D
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: aqrinc on October 28, 2008, 02:41:44 AM
For your information all credit goes to musicman and longhorn hic  8), they will take the fall as i only drink while
sitting down. hic  :-X.

george.
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Heidi on October 28, 2008, 02:44:40 AM
You are such a dag George..... ;D
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: aqrinc on October 28, 2008, 03:17:04 AM

Heidi, i resemble that remark, so what is dag ???, hope it smaller than a dragon (dinosaur) :D.

Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Heidi on October 28, 2008, 04:24:45 AM
It's the Kiwi and Aussie way to say that you are funny.......in the literal it is the bit hanging off a sheep's behind that does not want to fall off.  But seriously, it is meant as a compliment not an insult. (I don't know why they use it because when I first moved here I though that they were insulting me......the things you have to learn to understand when joining a new culture, I tell ya! ;D)
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Martinez on October 28, 2008, 06:47:35 AM

I didn't realise you were in the land of the great white cloud Heidi.

I grew up there until I was 11.

It's an absolutely gorgeous location, such a beautiful country.

I really miss it some times!
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Heidi on October 28, 2008, 07:12:56 AM
Yep, moved here 11 years ago, originally from South Africa.  I read somewhere the other day in one of your posts that you and your wife are in Australia.  Would that be right?  I'd love to visit Australia someday!  And if you are not in Aussie, I'd still like to visit it anyways  ;D
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Martinez on October 28, 2008, 07:34:57 AM

I am an Aussie, but I moved to New Zealand when I was 3 months old.

I was so happy in New Zealand and after my parents split and my mum came back to OZ the dream was over and there was a nightmare in it's place!
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: aqrinc on October 28, 2008, 01:35:04 PM

dag;  ??? hmmm, sheep dag  :o, oh well guess that is new ground behind me now ;D.
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Ninny on October 28, 2008, 04:07:20 PM
Ha! There are such funny sayings everywhere. One time I was emailing an Aussie friend, he had mentioned in his country trucks pull a number of trailers behind them and I said ,"Oh no, in America people would have a cow if a truck pulled more than two trailers at a time!"
He couldn't understand that at all! He said, "I have never seen ANYONE have a cow before!" It was a good laugh!
Kathy ;)
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Vangie on October 31, 2008, 12:35:15 PM
Kiwi / Aussie "dag" is the same as a Southern US "dingleberry".  I get it! ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: aqrinc on October 31, 2008, 02:05:29 PM
I guess you guys would pooh if i told the pink elephant in the tunnel story. dag plus dingleberry mixed
with guano in a sheep dip would be an interesting combo.  :o
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Ninny on October 31, 2008, 11:33:08 PM
George, you posted that at NOON today were you ALREADY drinking???? We need some help over here!! Clean-up on isle 13! :o
Kathy :D
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: aqrinc on November 03, 2008, 02:51:22 AM

Kathy,

It was 9:05am my time :), i was getting ready to go to work hic 8). You know two fingers of scotch and a beer to kill it  ;D.

george.


Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Ninny on November 03, 2008, 09:59:27 PM
George,
You are so weird! I mean that in the nicest way! ;D ;D
Kathy :)
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: aqrinc on November 04, 2008, 03:22:46 AM
My wife used to say that, i am not weird just different. ::) ;D :-*
                                                                             :-* :-X
                                                                                 ;D
george.

George,
You are so weird! I mean that in the nicest way! ;D ;D
Kathy :)
Title: Re: Important Notice
Post by: Heidi on November 04, 2008, 06:31:22 AM
I guess you guys would pooh if i told the pink elephant in the tunnel story. dag plus dingleberry mixed
with guano in a sheep dip would be an interesting combo.  :o


ROFLOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D