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A Blonde's Year in Review …January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water-skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm......
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde
female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again,
opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
;D :D ;D :D ;D :D LOVE you guys !!
John
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I just told my hubby that last one, and he asked me did I get the mail yet. I'm not a blonde either. :-[ Ouch!
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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John,
I love blonde jokes....!!! I got such a kick out of your post. I am a blonde by the way and I have done some really really stupid things in my life, some that would make some of these jokes look tame in comparison....ha ha....and I still do!!!!
Thanks for the post..
peace
Sue Ann
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I have been telling the "JUly" one to all my girlfriends. It is classic!!! ;D
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Hi Sue Ann,
You say: I have done some really really stupid things in my life, some that would make some of these jokes look tame in comparison..
Would you like to share some with us ??? ;D :D Oh....go on just a few ;)
Love you guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My favorite blond: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRSU3cUEbes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRSU3cUEbes)
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"... this is not my sandwhich!"
rofl!
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Ok, you asked for it John, here are two "mild" ones....
I once dialed my own secretary at my office (believing I had dialed one of my vendors) and when she told me there was no "Roy" at that number...I argued with her until she recognized my voice and said "Sue??? is that you".....I hung up. I also answered the phone upside down one day and was hollering at the top of my lungs at the person on the other end that there must be a bad connection because I couldn't hear them....! Pretty bad isn't it....??? he he he
Just think what my husband has to live with...!!! he he he
peace,
Sue Ann
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Very funny Sue Ann, thanks for sharing :D ;D :D ;D..........LOL !!