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Title: All you can eat
Post by: musicman on June 02, 2008, 10:02:28 PM

So I was at this restaurant the other day that offered a seafood buffet.  Overwhelmed by hunger I decided that I wanted the unlimited seafood.  I saw this cute chick behind the buffet counter so I thought that I'd impress her with my capacity for large quantities of food.  I quickly scarfed down the first helping and headed back for more.  With a sneer on my face I told the looker "hey baby, I'm just gettin warmed up".  She smiled back and said "well, it's all you can eat". 

At that point I lost it.  At the top of my lungs I called her and the restaurant owners a bunch of thieves.  I said, "y'all tricked me, what do you mean that's all I can eat?!!"  The sign says buffet and she tells me after one helping that's all I can eat?  The girl behind the counter tried to say something but I said, "honey, you and this seafood joint ain't got enough class for me".  Then, I spit in the lobster tank, wiped my face on their fancy drapes and belched on the way out.


Showed them, huh.   

Title: Re: All you can eat
Post by: Ray-Ray on June 03, 2008, 12:27:42 AM

hey musicman ,r u playing ur cd,s on the right speed?

Title: Re: All you can eat
Post by: joyful1 on June 03, 2008, 04:55:11 AM

 ;D ;D ;D oh my! heheheheh!

Title: Re: All you can eat
Post by: Kat on June 03, 2008, 10:41:36 AM

Well then you made her boring job a little more exciting that day  ;)  ;D

mrcy, peace and love
Kat