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Title: Are all teachers this bad
Post by: 9440geoff on July 23, 2009, 07:53:47 PM

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Title: Re: Are all teachers this bad
Post by: gmik on July 29, 2009, 08:58:42 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Are all teachers this bad
Post by: daywalker on July 29, 2009, 09:30:03 PM

Haha, that's pretty funny...