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Title: The Baptist & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: Craig on February 08, 2012, 10:07:46 AM
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the
preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd
rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than
let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
Title: Re: The Baptist & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on February 08, 2012, 10:17:54 AM


LOL...WHERE do you find 'em Craig! ~ :)
Title: Re: The Baptist & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: Gina on February 08, 2012, 12:31:06 PM
LOL!
Title: Re: The Baptist & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: onelovedread on February 08, 2012, 01:52:23 PM
Craig
Are you sure it was a BAPTIST preacher? You know they will be the first to be "raptured", right?
... "and the dead in Christ will rise first" 1 Thess. 4:16. ;D
Title: Re: The Baptist & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: cjwood on February 10, 2012, 01:47:54 AM
oh craig you never let us down!  ever!  thanks for the laugh.

claudia
Title: Re: The Baptist & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: 1eyebri on February 14, 2012, 10:44:49 PM
Love It LOL
Title: Re: The Baptist & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: indianabob on February 20, 2012, 01:06:51 PM
Quote from: onelovedread on February 08, 2012, 01:52:23 PM
Craig
Are you sure it was a BAPTIST preacher? You know they will be the first to be "raptured", right?
... "and the dead in Christ will rise first" 1 Thess. 4:16. ;D

Hey, I'm reading this for the second time and it just dawned on me
 what you meant by the scripture quote. "the dead in Christ"
Some people, like me, are just dense, slow, dimwitted etc.
Thanks for the comment, I think I'll share it .
Indiana Bob