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Title: Blonde's Year in Review
Post by: Craig on December 11, 2006, 11:57:32 AM

> A Blonde's Year in Review
>
> January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
> February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
>
> March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
>
> April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
>
> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
>
> June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>
> July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>
> August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
>
> September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
>
> October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
> November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
>
> December - Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
>
> What a year!

Title: Re: Blonde's Year in Review
Post by: rrammfcitktturjsp on December 11, 2006, 12:47:19 PM

Parsonssc,

  Wow that was worth a few great guffaws in the morning.  I love blonde jokes.  Keep posting.

  Thanks.

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire

Title: Re: Blonde's Year in Review
Post by: SandyFla on December 13, 2006, 01:00:15 PM

Here's a blonde joke you might've seen before, but it's still funny:

Two blonde friends were going on a trip to Florida. A neighbor told them that they'd be fine as long as they paid attention to the road signs along the way. But they'd driven just 30 miles when they saw one that read "Clean Restrooms Ahead."

Two months later they arrived in Florida exhausted, having used up 86 bottles of Windex, 267 rolls of paper towels, and 3 cases of toilet-bowl cleaner. Total restrooms cleaned: 450.

Title: Re: Blonde's Year in Review
Post by: SandyFla on December 13, 2006, 01:04:13 PM

You've heard of OnStar? Well, this is BlondeStar.  ;D

Check out this video:

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/BlondeStar/

Title: Re: Blonde's Year in Review
Post by: rrammfcitktturjsp on December 13, 2006, 02:08:16 PM

SandyFla,

  Now that WAS funny.  Hee hee hee.  You do know they had to have based that on a real onstar call.  My gosh I would have been embarssed had I done something like that.

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire

Title: Re: Blonde's Year in Review
Post by: brothertoall on December 13, 2006, 02:59:19 PM

A blonde driving an MG pulls up to a 4-way Stop. The gentleman behind her scratches his head trying to figure out why she keeps starting and stopping. Finally the gentleman gets out of his car and and askes the blonde "Why do you keep starting and stopping?" the blonde answers " Everytime I start to go that stupid light keeps turning red on me!"  :o :P :-\ ;D


 Everyone should no why a blonde wears tops with shoulder pads. ??? It helps to cushion the blow as she moves her head FROM SIDE TO SIDE when she says " OH REALLY"  >:( :P ;)

bobby(bob)

PS. By the way you people I am a natural blonde "OH REALLY" :-\ ::) :P :o ;D

Title: Re: Blonde's Year in Review
Post by: rrammfcitktturjsp on December 13, 2006, 04:06:45 PM

brothertoall,

  I have black hair as you can see in the pic, but I am accused of dying my hair.  I love blonde jokes becuase I seem to live blonde days :D

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire

Title: Re: Blonde's Year in Review
Post by: brothertoall on December 13, 2006, 04:34:29 PM

Anne,

 My wife calls it a "blonde moment"! ;D The older I get the more frequent they are. GEEZZZZZ!! ::)

bobby(bob)