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Title: The Hired Hand
Post by: Craig on March 02, 2010, 07:43:54 PM
I don't know why but I thought of longhorn when  I read this.


THE OLD RANCHER

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.

Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.

Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not
be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'

Without hesitating, Tom said,

'She's pregnant too.'
Title: Re: The Hired Hand
Post by: Vangie on March 02, 2010, 10:29:47 PM
 ;D :D :o ;D ;D :D
Title: Re: The Hired Hand
Post by: Ninny on March 02, 2010, 10:33:32 PM
Craig..I am rolling.. :D ;D I know why you thought of Longhorn on that one!! hehehe!! Just wait till he reads that! hehehe!! :D
Kathy ;)
Title: Re: The Hired Hand
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on March 03, 2010, 02:10:48 AM
 ;D :D ;D

He's probably on Viagra! :D

Good one Craig!

Deb
Title: Re: The Hired Hand
Post by: cjwood on March 03, 2010, 02:16:41 AM
craig, you never disappoint us!  i never saw that one coming. 

muchas gracias.
claudia