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Title: Invite a friend over.....
Post by: John9362 on March 20, 2013, 02:38:06 AM

I invited a mate back home for dinner.

My wife screams at me, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!

Why did you invite him round ?"

I replied

"’Cos he's thinking of getting married."

LOL !!  ;D ;D ;D ;)
 

Title: Re: Invite a friend over.....
Post by: Rhys 🕊 on March 20, 2013, 02:44:43 AM

Thank God for that. I thought you were going to eat your mate for dinner.

You almost gave me a heart attack.  :D

Rhys ;)

Title: Re: Invite a friend over.....
Post by: John9362 on March 20, 2013, 03:18:23 AM

We ended up going out for some Fush and Chups.  ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re: Invite a friend over.....
Post by: Rhys 🕊 on March 20, 2013, 06:14:10 AM

I hope you know the Fush and Chups will give you a heart attack.  ???

Title: Re: Invite a friend over.....
Post by: John9362 on March 20, 2013, 07:55:19 PM

...............and marriage ??  ;D