A little levity to go with the sarcasm and vicious attack on men. No i did not invent it, just a copy and paste, a friend sent today.
Male or Female? You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object.... because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying.
george. ;D
That was very funny! Now I have to think of some! ;D
Very cute!! ha! :D
Kathy ;)
I am no egg timer, thank you!!!! Judy
Hey George,
Very funny, but the fact that I actually am a sponge, is not! ;D
George, you had better shut your mouth and RUN!!!! ;D hahahaha!
Kathy ::)
Quote from: Ninny on May 23, 2009, 12:04:56 PM
George, you had better shut your mouth and RUN!!!! ;D hahahaha!
Kathy ::)
Quote from: meee on May 23, 2009, 11:57:47 AM
Hey George,
Very funny, but the fact that I actually am a sponge, is not! ;D
Quote from: Judy on May 23, 2009, 12:59:44 AM
I am no egg timer, thank you!!!! Judy
Quote from: Ninny on May 22, 2009, 08:13:43 PM
Very cute!! ha! :D
Kathy ;)
Quote from: Linny on May 22, 2009, 08:12:21 PM
That was very funny! Now I have to think of some! ;D
Sorry, :-X ::) :-\ :-* ???
Sorry, :-X ::) :-\ :-* ???
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It's all gooooood George!
hugs,meee
sarcasm and vicious attacks on men??? what, not on this forum for sure ::) ::). we love all you men, really we do. we femmes just know, well...what we know. :o but in all honesty, where would we be without you guys. nothing more appealing than a man of God, with his spiritual wisdom and encouraging words (except for a woman of God).
claudia
Claudia,
Touche ;D, well written. :-*
george ::).
hahahaha! good one Claudia! ;D
Kathy ;)
They are hilarious! :D I forwarded them to everyone in my address book.
Sandy