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Title: Male or Female
Post by: aqrinc on May 22, 2009, 11:48:16 PM: A little levity to go with the sarcasm and vicious attack on men. No i did not invent it, just a copy and paste, a friend sent today.

Male or Female? You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated


HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object.... because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying.
george. ;D
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: Linny on May 23, 2009, 12:12:21 AM: That was very funny! Now I have to think of some! ;D
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: Ninny on May 23, 2009, 12:13:43 AM: Very cute!! ha! :D
Kathy ;)
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: judith collier on May 23, 2009, 04:59:44 AM: I am no egg timer, thank you!!!! Judy
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: meee on May 23, 2009, 03:57:47 PM: Hey George,

Very funny, but the fact that I actually am a sponge, is not! ;D
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: Ninny on May 23, 2009, 04:04:56 PM: George, you had better shut your mouth and RUN!!!! ;D hahahaha!
Kathy ::)
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: aqrinc on May 23, 2009, 04:13:12 PM: Quote from: Ninny on May 23, 2009, 04:04:56 PM
George, you had better shut your mouth and RUN!!!! ;D hahahaha!
Kathy ::)
Quote from: meee on May 23, 2009, 03:57:47 PM
Hey George,

Very funny, but the fact that I actually am a sponge, is not! ;D
Quote from: Judy on May 23, 2009, 04:59:44 AM
I am no egg timer, thank you!!!! Judy
Quote from: Ninny on May 23, 2009, 12:13:43 AM
Very cute!! ha! :D
Kathy ;)
Quote from: Linny on May 23, 2009, 12:12:21 AM
That was very funny! Now I have to think of some! ;D

Sorry, :-X ::) :-\ :-* ???
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: meee on May 26, 2009, 12:31:37 AM: Sorry, :-X ::) :-\ :-* ???
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It's all gooooood George!
hugs,meee
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: cjwood on May 26, 2009, 02:46:59 AM: sarcasm and vicious attacks on men??? what, not on this forum for sure ::) ::). we love all you men, really we do. we femmes just know, well...what we know. :o but in all honesty, where would we be without you guys. nothing more appealing than a man of God, with his spiritual wisdom and encouraging words (except for a woman of God).

claudia
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: aqrinc on May 26, 2009, 04:09:49 AM: Claudia,

Touche ;D, well written. :-*

george ::).
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: Ninny on May 26, 2009, 10:48:38 AM: hahahaha! good one Claudia! ;D
Kathy ;)
Title: Re: Male or Female
Post by: SandyFla on June 05, 2009, 04:59:52 PM: They are hilarious! :D I forwarded them to everyone in my address book.

Sandy