Got home really late,
No time to relate,
How crappy the drive to the bottom of this state.
The conference was swell,
But never did I tell,
Of the Revelation which is the Roach Hump Hotel.
I drove up at ten,
With a bottle of Gin,
But the roaches were waiting with evil little grins.
I said hey what's up?
My head feels corrupt.
I'm going to bed so don't give me your muck.
So I went to lay down,
When I heard a thumping sound,
Then I noticed all of the roaches standing around.
I tried to count sheep,
Just couldn't get to sleep,
When I noticed my friends began pulling at my sheets.
I thought this quite rude,
Just wasn't in the mood,
Then I remembered, Oh Know!! I forgot to bring food!!
I said forgive me roaches,
I just feel atrocious,
"I'll bring food tommorrow, then they got ferocious.
They all gathered round,
Threw me to the ground,
I tried to get up, but their might was too sound.
I said please, one more chance,
My word has no doubt,
But they all joined roach hands,
And together, threw me out.
And that's why I stayed at the Rest Inn. MusicMan out!!
Musicman, I'm glad you made it out alive and I'm glad you made it home ok!!
That'll teach you NOT to forget your friends...the roaches are NOT nice when you forget them!! :
Kathy ;)