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Title: Your Donkey
Post by: Samson on January 05, 2010, 11:39:51 AM

Hi Forum,

              Thought this was funny and the Moral of the story is true, Read below.


 

    YOUR DONKEY!


                                                                     
           
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. 

The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. 

As they went along they passed some people

Who remarked it was a shame the old man

Was walking and the boy was riding.



The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,

So they changed positions.







Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,

'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'



So they then decided they'd both walk! 

Soon they passed some more people who thought

They were stupid to walk when they had a

Decent donkey to ride. 

So, they both rode the donkey.


Now they passed some people

Who shamed them by saying how awful to

Put such a load on a poor donkey.



The boy and man figured they were probably right,

So they decide to carry the donkey.   

As they crossed the bridge,

They lost their grip on the animal

And he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?



If you try to please everyone,

You might as well....


Kiss your a@@ goodbye!





 
Have A Nice Day And
Be Careful With Your Donkey
 
 

                              Enjoy, Samson.

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: Ninny on January 05, 2010, 11:49:08 AM

I am laughing so hard...to be a not-so-funny guy, that was hilarious!! hehehe!! :D :D
Kathy ;)

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: Roy Martin on January 05, 2010, 12:17:05 PM

A lot said in that funny but truthful morrow. ;D

Roy

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: OBrenda on January 05, 2010, 02:33:38 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: Craig on January 05, 2010, 02:51:23 PM

I know that story.  Just substitute Moderator for man and boy. ;) ;D

Craig

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on January 05, 2010, 02:53:24 PM

Thanks Samson
 :D

Hey Craig! so we the members are the donkeys :D ;D

Arc

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: Patrick on January 05, 2010, 03:08:24 PM

Quote from: Arcturus link

Hey Craig! so we the members are the donkeys :D ;D

Arc

Arc, I've been accused (ask my ex-girlfriends) of being one for many years!  ;)

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: Craig on January 05, 2010, 03:33:49 PM

Quote

Hey Craig! so we the members are the donkeys

No the forum is the donkey.  The members are the people....sometimes :) ;)

Craig

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: Stacey on January 05, 2010, 05:05:04 PM

I don't know who would be who but I know I've been called one of them there umm donkeys  ;D

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: Samson on January 05, 2010, 05:22:31 PM

Quote from: Craig on January 05, 2010, 02:51:23 PM

I know that story.  Just substitute Moderator for man and boy. ;) ;D

Craig

Pleasing other Humans, an impossible task at best, up until 5 years ago, no woman was possible to be pleased, just ask Samson, Judges. 17;  ;) ;D

That's why it's Samson & Frecklegirl instead of Samson & Delilah.

Title: Re: Your Donkey
Post by: Ellie on January 06, 2010, 07:30:26 AM

 ??? Sorry....I couldn't laugh..I'm an animal lover..The poor donkey drowned...by People pleases  ?
                    Free the donkey's now.!!!! ::)