bible-truths.com/forums
=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: Stacey on January 16, 2010, 10:33:45 PM
-
As usual, this is not my own material but someting I got through a e-mail, enjoy!
1) Nothing is more humbling than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
3) There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
4) Pray tell me you are supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
5) I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
6) Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died..
8) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
9) Bad decisions make good stories
10) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
11) I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
12) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer..... Drop the phone and run away?
13) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
14) As a driver I don't like pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I don't like drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I never like cyclists.
15) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
;D
-
That's good Stacey.
Darren
-
I love 3, 4, and 11.
Lin
-
That's a fun list, more than one applies to me. I got another one to add to the list.
The irony of going the the grocery store for an item you need in a recipe and come back with $50 worth of stuff and forgot the item you went for ::)
Kat
-
Very funny and so true.
Eileen