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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: Joel on July 27, 2010, 10:12:03 PM
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Theologian: A blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there, and finds one. :)
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Egotist: Someone who is usually ME- deep in conversation.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bungee jumping: Suicide with strings attached.
Syndrome: Committing wrongdoing in the vatican.
Stalemate: And old spouse.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size six.
Lasterday: Any day before today.
Giraffite: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Carpetuation: The act of (when vacuuming) running over a piece of string at least a dozen times, bending over an picking it up, examining it and dropping it again to let the vacuum have another chance.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words.
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;D ;D ;D
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We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
Life is full of uncertainties... or I could be wrong about that?
There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.
Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.
Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!
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We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
Life is full of uncertainties... or I could be wrong about that?
There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.
Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.
Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!
Kat, that cracked me up!!
Antaiwan