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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: onelovedread on February 28, 2012, 02:15:43 PM
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ???
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and tsunamis. ;)
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? :-\
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. ::)
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. :-X
I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice. :(
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy :-X
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside >:(
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up :-[
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her ;D
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished :-\
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way :)
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t ::)
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays ;D
“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.” 8)
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together ???
When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always”! >:(
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook…. But the law allows only one wife :-X
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Priceless, absolutely priceless, ;D.
My Favorites !
When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always”! >:(
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t ::)
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook…. But the law allows only one wife :-X
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her ;D
Thanks for sharing the levity, Samson, ;)
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''And this I say, brethren, the time henceforth is having been shortened--that both those having wives may be as not having'' 1 Corinthians 7:29
See?
ps. Samson, I hope your comment doesn't take you in troubles... ;)
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''And this I say, brethren, the time henceforth is having been shortened--that both those having wives may be as not having'' 1 Corinthians 7:29
See?
ps. Samson, I hope your comment doesn't take you in troubles... ;)
No Moises,
My wife already read the list, She knows I didn't apply it to her, ;). I used to be Marriage to someone that exemplified #1 from My list of favorites, Oh Well, no need to worry about that one Now.
More worried about my Quadriceps Tendon on right leg, think it might have a partial tear, although it can't be ruptured or I wouldn't be walking at all. These are the things one has to worry about when you can't afford Medical coverage and your over 55, but not eligible for Medicare/Medicaid.
Carry On, Samson.
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Samson, You are so lucky to have a wife that have the same main believes about the Scriptures.
I hope your leg gets better. I will pray for you.
Moises
ps. (God save me from that scary list!)
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays ;D
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yes indeed, thank you for sharing the levity. i enjoyed all of the list, but especially laughed out loud on the one i've bolded above. the laughter was much needed tonite.
claudia