A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away.
...The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.">
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when> it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
*The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
:o :p
Sounds like a wise man. :D
No comment from the ladies! :o They must be sleeping ???
I guess they know us by now.
No, not sleeping! Lurking. ;) I do not understand you men by now, but I'm trying. I was lurking and receiving all kinds of deep revelations from God. One thing He's got me thinking on at the present is that rarely do I as a women give a man the the feeling like he has the right to be himself. God said to me, Let men talk for a change and listen to what they're saying instead of simply waiting till they stop talking so you can say something "more important." Seriously. I'm like the worst listener. I act like everything's about me and then I look back and I go, Maybe if I just listened I could learn a LOT about someone. So, that's what I'm trying to do. I'm not even gonna tell you what I was thinking.
You men just have fun! Fun, fun, fun. :)
Boys just wanna have fuh-un
Tootles!
p.s. Love that joke, Ian. ;D
Gina,
I truly appreciate your post.
For my part, I truly believe that a pure hearted woman is the most exquisite creation of God.
On the other hand (from experience too :D) a miserable woman can wreck a man's nerves.
And I truly love and respect the women on this site.
I have learned so much from you and so many others: Kat, Rene, Deborah (Arc), Claudia, Cypress, Octoberose, Lauriellen, Revilonivek(who isthe stepping razor on this site ;D) Akira, Linny(don't see much from her any more), Moxicarose, ez2u, Deblynn, Ninny(don't see much from her any more), virginiabm, HoneyLamb56. I know I am forgetting some and I look forward to getting the perspective of the newer posters.
There's an old reggae song in Jamaica called 'My Woman, My Woman' and the lyrics start like this:
"My woman, my woman,
she is a problem
I can't live with her, no I can't live with her,
But I can't live without her
No way, no way..." ;)
I love that song! ha ha I can't totally relate. Totally. :)
Love to all you special men and women here. I don't know what I'd do without you. I"m so glad God brought me to this place and B-T. It makes me well up just knowing you all are here. I'm so grateful for you all.
Denise, I love her too. :) She makes me think and laugh and those are good things. :)
Now, if Shelton (newgene) would just git his hiny back here and ask more profound questions, that'd be cool too.