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Title: UN Survey
Post by: John9362 on March 17, 2013, 09:56:35 PM

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

Title: Re: UN Survey
Post by: Dave in Tenn on March 17, 2013, 10:33:55 PM

I can't speak for people living in the rest of the world, but...

Title: Re: UN Survey
Post by: Rhys 🕊 on March 18, 2013, 03:03:09 AM

In New Zealand I was busy eating Fush and Chups and they couldn't understand the accent.

Title: Re: UN Survey
Post by: John9362 on March 18, 2013, 03:09:42 AM

C'mon Rhys, they never called NZ !! There was no reason to !!
There was no mention of sheep in the survey  ;D ;)  LOL !!

Title: Re: UN Survey
Post by: Rhys 🕊 on March 18, 2013, 04:52:26 AM

Quote from: John9362 on March 18, 2013, 03:09:42 AM

C'mon Rhys, they never called NZ !! There was no reason to !!
There was no mention of sheep in the survey  ;D ;)  LOL !!

Ha ha funny aussie. And about your sheep comment all I can say is Baaaaaaaaaaa...........

Title: Re: UN Survey
Post by: John9362 on March 18, 2013, 09:28:52 PM

The best fish n chips I ever had, I had in NZ !!

One of the most beautiful places on earth, the people are ok too  ;D ;)

Title: Re: UN Survey
Post by: Dennis Vogel on March 19, 2013, 12:13:25 AM

Quote

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

Sad, but mostly true.

Title: Re: UN Survey
Post by: Rhys 🕊 on March 19, 2013, 01:16:22 AM

Quote from: John9362 on March 18, 2013, 09:28:52 PM

The best fish n chips I ever had, I had in NZ !!

One of the most beautiful places on earth, the people are ok too  ;D ;)

Pretty much true until the last part. You were suppose to say and the most beautiful people especially Rhys.  >:(