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Title: Sleep
Post by: Craig on July 24, 2013, 05:43:57 PM

I wish I could sleep but my stupid ADHD kicks in and, well, basically; One sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old McDonald had a farm ee-i-ee-i, heeeey macarena.

Title: Re: Sleep
Post by: Rhys 🕊 on July 24, 2013, 05:50:43 PM

You almost sound as crazy as me  ;D haha

Title: Re: Sleep
Post by: se7en on July 24, 2013, 06:15:39 PM

Hahahahaha!!

(http://www.oocities.org/hollywood/hills/9609/larsonCartoon.gif)

Craig, your post reminded me of this cartoon from Gary Larson. I love The Far Side

Title: Re: Sleep
Post by: cjwood on July 24, 2013, 11:31:27 PM

se7en, i just laughed so loud outside on my backporch that i had to cover my mouth, so my neighbors didn't think i'd really gone off the deep end.  (little do they know  ;) ).  hilarious comic, the far side was.  and still is.

thanks for the good belly laugh.   8)

claudia

Title: Re: Sleep
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on July 25, 2013, 02:34:19 PM

yeah!.....Post Mayan Calendar blues!!!! lol  ;D

Title: Re: Sleep
Post by: se7en on July 25, 2013, 05:26:34 PM

Hahaha Claudia, so glad you got a laugh out of that. The Far Side cartoons have got to be one of my most favorite comics of all time :)

I also like Jack Handey stuff. But he didn't use illustrations, just words. A few of my favorites...

"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word
 itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words -
 "mank" and "ind".  What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and
 that's why so is mankind."

 "I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they
 don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with
 some good ideas."

 "What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to
 save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know."

 "If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause, man,
 they're gone."

 "I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and
 nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his.  Then he'd
 spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where
 it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!"  We all
 thought he was crazy.  But then we had some growing up to do."


Hahahahaha, i'm laughing just posting these!! Hahahahaha... All quotes by Jack Handey!  :)

Title: Re: Sleep
Post by: onelovedread on July 25, 2013, 05:46:33 PM

Craig,
If sleeplessness persists, mix that Macarena with some gangnam style. should do the trick.

Title: Re: Sleep
Post by: se7en on July 25, 2013, 06:21:17 PM

Hahaha John!

Title: Re: Sleep
Post by: cjwood on July 25, 2013, 06:21:45 PM

hahaha.  ;D ;D  just pictured craig doing the macarena gangnam style.  with his barney fife hat and gun holster on too.  hilarious.

claudia

p.s.  craig i do hope you are able to sleep, if you indeed are having problems.  i know that sleepless dance of dragging your a@$ behind you.