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A young man goes into a pharmacy in a starts looking around in the birth control aisle. He tells the pharmacist that his female friend has assured him he will need some of the items tonight! The pharmacist discusses various products and methods of birth control with the young man, make a sale and sends him on his way.
The young man goes to the girl's house to meet her parents and have dinner. After grace was said the young man kept his head down for several moments. After a few minutes of awkward silence, the girlfriend whispered to him -I didn't know you were so religious- He replied, I'm not, I just didn't know that your father was a pharmacist.
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Hahaha. I'm sure this or close to it is a true story somewhere
Rhys ;)
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That did not happen to me, but oh the awkward questions I received from my father in law. Lol
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haha, that's a good one...
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Haha Greg, was he cleaning his shotgun as he was asking you questions?
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No,not that bad but he's about 6 foot 6 and weighs in about 350.
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Dang! I'd bee intimidated too!
"So you will have my daughter back at 2100 hours on the dot corrrect?"
"Yes sir, not a moment later."
"Later? did you say you would have her here later?"
"No sir, I mean yes sir, I mean.... (God help me)..... I'll have her here no later than 2100 hours"
"Good to hear that, I'll be on the back porch.... cleaning my gun if you need me."