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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: John9362 on September 09, 2013, 04:36:12 AM
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Getting Old 1
I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes, I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver’s licence.
Getting Old 2
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
Getting Old 3
My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
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I'm pretty sure I'm at stage 3.......No I mean stage 3....yes that's it
Rhys ;D
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I have memory issues,but I cant remember what the issues are. ;)
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JOHN 9362.
Loved it. :D
NOTE: Considering all the failings of point #1 all of this happens to us to encourage us to stop being stubborn and realize that we need help, especially with those leotards.
Indiana bob
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Hey, I am in the same league. :( :(
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“Why do you drink so much?” — “I drink to forget.” “Forget what?” — “I don’t know.” (Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin)
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thanks for the laughs john. i am going to share this one. i fit perfectly in getting old 2 & 3. :o
claudia