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Title: Thoughts from the shower
Post by: John9362 on August 10, 2017, 03:07:58 AM
Hi everyone,

I hope you are all well, a few silly thoughts  :)


* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

* If a bottle of poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

- The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

- Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

- Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

- The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

- If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

- If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

- If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".
(It does fall on a Tuesday)-
Title: Re: Thoughts from the shower
Post by: Rhys 🕊 on August 10, 2017, 06:00:46 AM
Another thought, all Aussies deeply desire to be Kiwis 🤣

Rhys
Title: Re: Thoughts from the shower
Post by: Dave in Tenn on August 10, 2017, 04:39:15 PM
These are great.   :D
Title: Re: Thoughts from the shower
Post by: Musterseed on August 10, 2017, 04:52:55 PM
I like the rock, paper scissors one and what, where and when. Clever. What kind of mind thinks about these things????🤔
Title: Re: Thoughts from the shower
Post by: indianabob on August 11, 2017, 06:19:52 PM
Thanks for sharing, I will forward to my relatives and friends.
Indiana Bob
Title: Re: Thoughts from the shower
Post by: microlink on August 16, 2017, 02:04:52 PM
I like them too. Will share. Thanks
Title: Re: Thoughts from the shower
Post by: Mahonse on August 17, 2017, 09:09:49 PM
They're deep. Great conversation starters though.

As a twin myself, I can only be all the more thankful for being here and thus praise God even more. I guess you could apply the scripture which says about his thoughts being higher than ours and his ways higher than ours to his plans also being higher than ours.

Thanks for sharing. 😊
Title: Re: Thoughts from the shower
Post by: rumpelstiltskin on August 20, 2017, 10:59:58 PM
Another thought, all Aussies deeply desire to be Kiwis 🤣

Rhys
;D ;D now ,now Rhys slow down there just a little bit  :D . But actually Russell crow is a kiwi ( I think his cousin was a famous cricketer in the 80s. Oh yes and lets not forget Brian houston.  :D