I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle,
bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle,
the bottle would break.
So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision,
because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
;D ;D ;D ;D