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Title: smile :)
Post by: John9362 on June 01, 2018, 04:24:02 AM

I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better!

 ;D ;D ;D




I visited a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning.  The woman behind the counter asked,

"How would you like your eggs cooked? "

"Does it affect the price?" I said.

"No, not at all." she replied.

"In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: smile :)
Post by: indianabob on June 01, 2018, 01:15:50 PM

Thanks John, I may be able to use this at my coffee club meeting.
We meet in a gas station mini mart and the owner is often present to observe.

Indiana Bob

Title: Re: smile :)
Post by: Deblyn on June 03, 2018, 09:11:32 PM

That’s good! I like the second one, best.