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Title: jus' fer fun
Post by: hart4god on October 16, 2006, 09:27:39 PM
A visiting ministerat a local church began the offertory prayer in this way:

"Dear Lord," he boomed with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one little girl sitting in the front row, who was listening carefully leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,

"Mommy, what is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point ......

grins to all,

judie h.
Title: Re: jus' fer fun
Post by: gmik on October 16, 2006, 10:15:34 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ha.  good one!!!!

from one buttdust to another,
gena
Title: Re: jus' fer fun
Post by: mongoose on October 17, 2006, 12:46:04 PM
 ;D  That is just awesome.  I can't stop laughing.....