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Yep,
It is getting to be that time of the year when it is time to make resolutions. IN the past I have made so many unrealistic resolutions, I wanted to make some realisitic ones. I am posting them on here, so that you can pray that I can fufill them and hold me accountable.
1. I want to get into God's word more and more.
2. I want to pray everyday.
3. I wish to live my life so that others can see Christ living in me.
4. I wish to have fun this year.
5. I wish to raise my darling son the best that I can do this year.
6. I wish to be the best wife that I can be this year to my husband.
7. I will have read all of Ray's papers.
By God's good grace I will accomplish this and much more. If I can look in the mirror at each day and say to myself that I did the best that I could have done during that day, then I shall be happy. I think I can do this.
Any funny resolutions out there? Anyone want to share.
Susan, please tell your hubby that I resolve to bug him more than I did this year. ;D I also plan to support the chocalate and flower industry more this year.
God bless guys. I will see you later. Happy Early New Years.
Sincerely,
Anne C. McGuire
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Funny New Year's Resolutions
* Gain 200 pounds and have laparoscopic bypass surgery … you know ... take the easy way out.
* Remember to flush the toilet when I’m done.
* Shower/bathe more than once a month.
* Make an appointment with a dentist – my teeth are long gone, but my gums need a good cleaning.
* Give up trying to fly. That last jump off the roof really left a bruise!
* Stop licking everyone’s plates and silverware before washing them.
* Stop licking the clean plates and silverware that still have food particles on them before putting them away.
And last but not least …
* Quit talking back to those voices inside my head … they never listen to me anyway!
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That was cute!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Iris
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Do it again next year.
Love in Christ
Longhorn