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Title: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: rrammfcitktturjsp on January 12, 2007, 01:23:35 AM

Good evening guys and gals,

  Found on in the Reader's Digest magazine that I get every month.  I laughed and shared this with my dear hubby and he laughed too.

  "I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept making mistakes.  "When you're too dumb to play anything," the professor conducting us sneered, "they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist." 
  A friend next to me whispered, "And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks they put you in the front and call you a conductor.""

  Hope you guys enjoy.

  Nite nite.

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire

Title: Re: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: John9362 on January 12, 2007, 05:05:53 AM

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! ;D ;D :D :D

Good one Anne :D

Title: Re: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: iris on January 12, 2007, 08:03:02 AM

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D



Iris

Title: Re: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: eggi on January 12, 2007, 08:03:42 AM

Might I add:

Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
Because most shops close by six thirty.

Title: Re: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: rrammfcitktturjsp on January 12, 2007, 08:49:17 AM

Eggi,

  Sure why not.  That was funny in a sick sense of way.  Jent's House of Music here in Lubbock closes by 6:30 and what stank is I could not get in my afternoon nap and meal.  So it took me about 3 weeks to make it Jent's.  >:(

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire

Title: Re: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: SandyFla on January 12, 2007, 12:27:26 PM

That's a keeper, Anne! Thanks for sharing it. :)

Sandy

Title: Re: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: dogcombat on January 12, 2007, 03:00:03 PM

Did you know why we say AMEN, instead of AWOMEN? 

Because we sing HYMMS not HERRS.    ::) ::)

Ches

Title: Re: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: rrammfcitktturjsp on January 12, 2007, 03:05:41 PM

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on January 12, 2007, 04:54:47 PM

;D  :D  ;D  :D  ;D

Title: Re: Here's a Music Joke
Post by: Sorin on January 13, 2007, 12:52:54 PM

haha!  ;D :D