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I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
The sky is falling ... no, I'm tipping over backwards.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for PERMANENT press? I don't get it...
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism-to steal from many is research.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Courtesy of; Stephen Wright
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That was funny Joe! :D I enjoyed those little quirky thoughts to ponder.
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hey joe, that was great. i hope i can remember some of those for work tomorrow. rick
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Thank you Paula & Rick,
I love off the wall humor. :D
Joe
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How does he think of these things. His website is loaded w/ his quirky thinking.
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Hi Joe,
Those were interesting!!! ;D
Thanks for sharing.
Iris
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Joe,
The two that stood out to me are the one about Monday about being a terrible way to spend 1/7 of your time. That was funny.
And the other about the sponges living in the ocean, that is a good question LOL. I guess you could figure out a rought estimate on how deep the ocean. Take an average of the presence of sponge, come up with a range with a resonable average size for sponges. Figure out how much water that they can hold. Multiply this number by the number or average number of how much sponge is in the oceans. Then get it into a form of reasonable units that makes sense to all. And add this to the current water volume taking into account evaporation and such. There is a nice mathematical equation in all of this. LOL. That was quite interesting, it got me to thinking.
Sincerely,
Anne C. McGuire
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How does he think of these things. His website is loaded w/ his quirky thinking.
Hi Gena,
Thanks for the tip, I will have to check it out!
Joe
P.S. Anne, my 2 favorites are;
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Thanks Iris! :)
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Gen 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
Gen 1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
Could it have been the sponges?????????????just a thought................rick
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Joe,
I will have to figure out a very rough estimate of the water that sponges soak up. I cannot leave this alone LOL.
Sincerely,
Anne C. McGuire
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Love it, thanks.
Copied and sent off to a couple of coworkers.
Orlando
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Anne.......I am not sure how much a sponge soaks up, but I do know a rolaid consumes 27 times its weight in excess stomach acid. seen it on tv so it has to be true. hope this helps you figure it out......LOL.......rick
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Rick,
Thanks for sharing that, I love wierd trivia facts LOL.
Sincerely,
Anne C. McGuire
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Rick...What does a rolaid have to do with a sponge?
Is that something like bones in your ice cream? ;D
Iris
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iris, no, I think it is more like driving on the parkway and parking in the driveway.........rick