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Title: more funnies
Post by: chuckt on July 16, 2007, 01:31:51 PM

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran
       into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her
       lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"


       The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
       mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."


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       Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
       the other is a husband.


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       A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.


       First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician
       showed him a card with the letters:
       'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'


       "Can you read this?" the optician asked.


       "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."


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Title: Re: more funnies
Post by: iris on July 16, 2007, 10:29:05 PM

 ;D  :D  ;D



Iris

Title: Re: more funnies
Post by: DuluthGA on July 17, 2007, 03:22:02 AM

CRACK UP!  Especially funny as I am of half Polish descent!!   ;D Janice