Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
Matt
:D
Good one, Matt!
Steve
What a business! ;D
Hey!! lol! ;D ;D,
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muchLOVE!! Pera
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Funneeeeee, Matt!! THANKS!! ;D ;D :P 8)
Linda
Boy, ain't it the truth!!!!
L. Ron Hubbard sure knew it too.
Funny you should mention Hubbard G.
He was our next door neighbour when he lived in Rhodesia now Zimbabwe. My Father was always amazed by what Ron told him as a "friend"....He advised my Father quote " Think of a gimmick and you'll mint a FORTUNE!" Aha..! So much for Scientology! ;D
That is amazing Arc. small world! ;)