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Title: ACTS 2:38
Post by: Matt on October 27, 2007, 10:33:23 PM

I need some humor right now!

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts 2:38!" (..turn from your sin...) The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38's!"  ;D

Title: Re: ACTS 2:38
Post by: DuluthGA on October 28, 2007, 02:46:43 AM

(http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/icq/biggrin.gif)

LOVE IT!

And I needed that one too right now!  HA!

Title: Re: ACTS 2:38
Post by: jER on October 28, 2007, 05:16:23 AM

The woman calmly called the police, "...Operator, give me the number for 911…"

Laughter is an instant vacation   :D  Thanks for the trip!

-jER

Title: Re: ACTS 2:38
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on October 28, 2007, 08:15:14 AM

LOL  ;D

Thank you!

Title: Re: ACTS 2:38
Post by: Grateful on October 28, 2007, 01:43:25 PM

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, you knocked us flat, Matt, with that!!   AH HAHAHA!!   ;D ;D ;D   8)    ;)

Thanks!!   :D

Linda

Title: Re: ACTS 2:38
Post by: LittleBear on October 28, 2007, 11:55:17 PM

That was good Matt!!!!!(http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/light_skin/girl_haha.gif)

Title: Re: ACTS 2:38
Post by: skydreamers on October 29, 2007, 01:37:09 PM

Matt, that was hilarious thanks!  :D  And your avatar picture is so cute...is that your son and your dog??  How adorable!

Peace,

Diana

Title: Re: ACTS 2:38
Post by: Sue Creamer on October 29, 2007, 04:15:54 PM

Hi Matt,

I laughed so hard...Thanks for sharing.
Sue Ann

Title: Re: ACTS 2:38
Post by: lilitalienboi16 on October 30, 2007, 02:03:42 AM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!1  :D ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: ACTS 2:38
Post by: gmik on November 02, 2007, 11:47:10 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

I am gonna use that one if I ever need it!!!!  Too funny.