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Title: Seniors Special
Post by: Craig on January 04, 2008, 09:26:56 PM
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" Was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents Because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked Incredulously.

"YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then." my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife  replied.

She took the two eggs home.
Title: Re: Seniors Special
Post by: Beloved on January 04, 2008, 10:30:07 PM

Very Funny Craig

 Sounds like a makeover script to Easy Rider...remember ....Jack Nichols   ;D

Beloved
Title: Re: Seniors Special
Post by: rk12201960 on January 04, 2008, 10:34:39 PM
LOL Craig
I guess that would be an egg to go. ;D
Thats what I call bringing it home.

Gods peace to you brother.
Randy
 8)
Title: Re: Seniors Special
Post by: musicman on January 05, 2008, 04:43:39 PM
I would bring a new meaning to the name "grand slam breakfast".  As soon as the waiter returned with my order, I would crack the two eggs on her forehead and say, Iv'e changed my mind!!  I want them over easy.
Title: Re: Seniors Special
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on January 05, 2008, 04:47:56 PM
That's a parable Craig! LOL  ;D :D