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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: Vangie on January 18, 2008, 06:04:20 PM
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or
you'll have to use the restroom.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
I thought this was too cute not to share!
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Hi Vangie,
That is all so true, I've experienced them all ::)
mercy, peace and love
Kat
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I thought this was too cute not to share!
:D
Cute yet true!
Thanks for the smiles.
Peace,
Joe
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YES. Those are the trials :D ;D
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Oh God!! Why is all of that true?!! Whyyyyyyyy?!!!