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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: Matt on April 23, 2008, 10:07:35 PM
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"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now
"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"We need to talk" = I need to complain
"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like
"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me
"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]
"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later
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LOL!
It's funny because it's true.
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Ha Ha Matthew, ;D ;D ;D
Wait until my wife the freckle Girl reads this, she's at work right now, it's time, while we still have it, we(men) must marshall our forces, while we still can, ;D ;D ;D
The force is with us, Matthew, but we are not Jedi, yet. :D :D :D
That's pretty funny, sounds like something I read from the new Venus/Mars book.
Samson(May the Force be with us, Always.)
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Now I'm dreading marriage. I'm still struggling with plain English for crying out loud...
:D :D :D
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::) ::) I only have a few things that are men's English translation:
1. Trust me.....Don't forget I lie when it suits me
2. I promise honey I will do it............wait until you nag me enough to do it or the game isn't over yet
3. sinuous..........since you were up can you get me a drink
4. It suppose to have extra parts..........I am to smart to read instructions
5. I am not lost I know where we are........I am a man I don't need to ask for directions
I tried to help out ladies but trying to think like men is just hurting my brain!!!!!Ha! Ha! ;D ;D ;D