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DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. Whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird! To which the parrot replied, Get him, Spike! See - Men just don't listen!
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DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. Whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird! To which the parrot replied, Get him, Spike! See - Men just don't listen!
Hi! You horrible bird.
Down Spike!(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk165/Roy87monis/44.gif)
God bless you brother in our joint walk in Christ.
Love in Christ Jesus.
Roy UK
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:D That was hilarious!
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They were simple directions.
Don't talk to the bird!!!
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;D ;D ;D ahahahahahah!!!!
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Gotta admit--if I were the repair...woman, I probably would've cracked and yelled at the bird too. Sometimes we don't hear too well either! :D Great joke Craig and keep 'em coming!
Vangie
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That was a good one Craig!!!
;D ;D ;D