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Title: God, Adam and a woman
Post by: John9362 on June 05, 2008, 11:45:38 AM

GOD Said, 'Adam, I Want you to do
Something for me..'

Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a valley?'

God explained it to him.

Then God said, 'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a river?' !

God explained that to him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill.......'


Adam said, 'What is a hill?'


So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.


He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave'


Adam said, 'What's a cave?'


! After God explained, he said, 'In the cave you will find a Woman.'


Adam said, 'What's a woman?'


So God explained that to him, too.


Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'


Adam said, 'How do I do that?'


God first said (under his breath), 'Geez.....'


And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.


So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.


Then, in about five minutes, he was back.


God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'


And Adam said


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*what's a headache?'
 :D ;D :D...HEHEHEHEHEHE !!

Title: Re: God, Adam and a woman
Post by: Roy Monis on June 05, 2008, 12:49:42 PM

Quote from: John9362 on June 05, 2008, 11:45:38 AM

GOD Said, 'Adam, I Want you to do
Something for me..'

Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a valley?'

God explained it to him.

Then God said, 'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a river?' !

God explained that to him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill.......'


Adam said, 'What is a hill?'


So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.


He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave'


Adam said, 'What's a cave?'


! After God explained, he said, 'In the cave you will find a Woman.'


Adam said, 'What's a woman?'


So God explained that to him, too.


Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'


Adam said, 'How do I do that?'


God first said (under his breath), 'Geez.....'


And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.


So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.


Then, in about five minutes, he was back.


God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'


And Adam said


*


*

*


*


*what's a headache?'
 :D ;D :D...HEHEHEHEHEHE !!

Hi! John9362

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FANCY HIM NOT KNOWING!

God bless you brother in our joint walk in Christ. 

Love in Christ Jesus.

Roy UK     

Title: Re: God, Adam and a woman
Post by: Vangie on June 08, 2008, 05:43:00 PM

Hee hee John, good one!

Title: Re: God, Adam and a woman
Post by: Samson on June 10, 2008, 01:07:35 AM

That was pretty funny,fortunately for me, I've never received the, I got a headache routine, at least not that I'm aware of,  ;D ;D ;D, boy, I guess I should count my blessings that I'm not married to the nameless Woman that lives in a cave.  ;)

                                                  Samson.

Title: Re: God, Adam and a woman
Post by: gmik on June 13, 2008, 01:41:59 PM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: God, Adam and a woman
Post by: OBrenda on June 13, 2008, 01:53:28 PM

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Title: Re: God, Adam and a woman
Post by: joyful1 on June 13, 2008, 02:55:41 PM

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Title: Re: God, Adam and a woman
Post by: iris on June 13, 2008, 10:53:20 PM

 ;D  ;D  ;D



Iris