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Title: Older Women
Post by: Craig on August 14, 2008, 03:37:41 PM

Penned by Frank Kaiser.......

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we! !  praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal . For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Title: Re: Older Women
Post by: AK4 on August 14, 2008, 05:08:44 PM

Little sausage?!  >:(  Its the motion in the ocean that matters.  ;D

Hilarious Craig :D

Anthony

Title: Re: Older Women
Post by: Rene on August 14, 2008, 06:18:46 PM

Thanks for making me laugh, Craig. ;D

As a woman over 40, I must say that this Frank Kaiser is a man full of wisdom!

René

Title: Re: Older Women
Post by: carol v on August 15, 2008, 03:58:27 PM

Haha Craig. I just stole that to email to a few friends for a laugh.  :D

Title: Re: Older Women
Post by: OBrenda on August 15, 2008, 04:33:08 PM

We all the Love the Truth here at BT!

Thanks,
Craig
 ;D

Title: Re: Older Women
Post by: gmik on August 16, 2008, 03:13:33 AM

 ;D ;D ;D  How did I miss this one?????  Now I get it Carol!