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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
??? "Did God throw him back down?"
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ..."Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
O.K.....Ryan , you be Jesus !'
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3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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Iris