An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing"
on the board, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
;D ;D
Smart Gals I'd Say! ;)
The women are always right.
Monday, my husband realized (thanks to me) that he made two dental appointments for the same day. At 9:30 am to have a tooth pulled and then at 2pm to have a cavity filled. Oh really??? I think not. He canceled the filling.
This weekend we have to go to a wedding (Sunday) and it's four hours away. I called him this morning to ask when his appointment was to get the stitches out from the tooth extraction. He said Monday morning! Oh really??? I reminded him of our weekend plans and told him to call and cancel. "Write it down" I said. I got home and asked if he called the dentist to cancel...................HE FORGOT!
"A woman: without her, man is nothing!"
Amen.
Eileen
LOL..................Ladies, this is true. God bless you all. ;)
In His Love. Richard.
Well; i never uh ok i have uh; darn you know that is true, when my wife is away i am lonely and useless.
When she is around i am never lonely and always used, wo (e) is the man who thinks he rules the roost.
In Love, Geo.
okay fester, i just gotta ask. in your avatar pic, is that a rabbit with a pancake on its' head??? now that's funny.
claudia
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Help get out the entertainment brigade, WhoAmI is bored or sleepy or hungry or or or. :-\
;D :D :P
Quote from: WhoAmI on October 08, 2008, 10:51:41 PM
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I never really did think women were any good at punctuation!
Quote from: Martinez on October 09, 2008, 02:55:52 AM
I never really did think women were any good at punctuation!
Right, I think they had something to do with bible translations ;D
Craig
Just kidding, just kidding.
Thanks all, for my morning laugh!!! ;D ;D ;D
Iris
Quote from: aqr on October 08, 2008, 11:44:46 PM
Help get out the entertainment brigade, WhoAmI is bored or sleepy or hungry or or or. :-\
;D :D :P
Quote from: WhoAmI on October 08, 2008, 10:51:41 PM
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Craig just threw a log into the fire! I'm back awake! ;D
Jeff
;D ;D ;D ;D
MAN by himself is incomplete.
He needs a WOman to complete him!!!