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Title: One for Craig
Post by: Vangie on November 13, 2008, 07:06:04 AM

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:  "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.  When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK"  the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.  But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned.  I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK.  My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Title: Re: One for Craig
Post by: hillsbororiver on November 13, 2008, 01:29:23 PM

 :D

Hi Vangie,

Good one!

Why was this for Craig? Was he the cab driver?

Peace,

Joe

Title: Re: One for Craig
Post by: Craig on November 13, 2008, 01:30:36 PM

Joe,
Actually I was going to the halloween party ;)

Craig

Title: Re: One for Craig
Post by: hillsbororiver on November 13, 2008, 01:46:58 PM

  :o

 LOL!

Awesome comeback Craig.....

Joe

Title: Re: One for Craig
Post by: OBrenda on November 13, 2008, 03:23:01 PM

 ;D ;D ;D
Brenda

Title: Re: One for Craig
Post by: iris on November 13, 2008, 03:30:30 PM

That was good, Vangie!  ;D ;D ;D



Iris

Title: Re: One for Craig
Post by: Vangie on November 13, 2008, 03:33:14 PM

Remember when Craig posted the pic of himself in the bridal gown?  Yep, this just seemed to me like the kind of joke Craig would enjoy.

Good to see you back Brenda!  We've missed you!

Title: Re: One for Craig
Post by: aqrinc on November 14, 2008, 01:52:11 AM

Ouch  :o, Craig whatever have you done to tweak Vangie.  ;D

Hi Brenda, you look good from here  ::); Welcome back.
george.

Title: Re: One for Craig
Post by: Heidi on November 14, 2008, 07:40:03 AM

 ;D he-he-he-he-he  ;D

Title: Re: One for Craig
Post by: OBrenda on November 14, 2008, 12:21:11 PM

Good to be back....

Lots to catch up on here....Good to clear the drug haze with good humor!

Laughter is good medicine for the soul!
 ;D ;D ;D
Brenda