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Jesus Is Profitable
Want to get rich and not work a day?
Get on tv and have something to say
As long as you're using Jesus' name
You're on your way to fortune and fame
Offer healing cloths, and miracle water
The scattered sheep will all come together
And give you whatever you ask for it
Even though it's water from your toilet
Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool
You'll have whatever your heart may desire
Your own multi-million dollar Empire
Supported by followers who are going to pay
For all your expenses, each and everyday
Tell them that you need their money to save souls
Otherwise Jesus wouldn't reach those
That have never even heard
And His death was in vain, and absurd
Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool
Once you bestowed the fear of hell
You'll have them all under your spell
They'll do whatever you say
And support your Ministry in everyway
They'll do whatever it may take
just to escape from the fiery lake
That on that ressurection day
Will be cast into anyway
Slight adjustment, I took out the word "it" in the last line.
Just a little poem I've written about Televangelists.
Sorin
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WOW
That is excellent. =D>
Thank you Isabell.
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That poem about says it all about what is going on in the church. It's a very well written poem, Sorin.
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That poem about says it all about what is going on in the church. It's a very well written poem, Sorin.
Yes, I think so too Debra. Thanks for the comment.
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Thank you Sorin and that was very good!! I always wished I could write peotry like that and that was one of my dreams was to be a singer/song writer! Well needless to say I can sing but I can not write! As for the singing just ask all those people who's ear drums I made bleed!! :lol:
You have a gift and that really shows!
Thank you so much for sharing that!!
bobby
Thanks for the kind words. I'm just glad, you like it.
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Really cool! :lol: It is really fitting after all those youtube videos we have been watching!
Thanks!
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Really cool! :lol: It is really fitting after all those youtube videos we have been watching!
Thanks!
Heh, heh, heh. Yeah, it is. Thanks for commenting. 8)
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Jesus Is Profitable
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Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool
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Sorin, I hope you return to read this and the other posts. Well DONE!!
You nailed it and I especially liked you little verse quoted above.
I will have to remember that one. :)
Yellowstone
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Jesus Is Profitable
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Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool
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Sorin, I hope you return to read this and the other posts. Well DONE!!
You nailed it and I especially liked you little verse quoted above.
I will have to remember that one. :)
Yellowstone
Hehe, Well I have returned. And thanks for the kind words. i'm glad you like it.
Sorin
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A man of many talents it seems you are Sorin.
very good and insigthful. very warranted piece there
woot ...woot
Rodger
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A man of many talents it seems you are Sorin.
very good and insigthful. very warranted piece there
woot ...woot
Rodger
Hehe. Thanks for the kind words Rodger.
Take care,
Sorin