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Title: Red neck Lent
Post by: Roy Martin on March 21, 2009, 08:06:26 PM

FOR ALL OF YOU HUNTERS:
>
> > REDNECK LENT
> >
> >
> > Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
> > cook a
> > venison steak..
> >
> >
> > But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent,
> > they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
> >
> >
> > The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
> > problem for
> > the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
> >
> >
> > The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
> >
> >
> > After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the
> > priest
> > sprinkled holy waterover him, he said, "You were born a
> > Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic".
> >
> >
> > Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
> > the
> > wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
> >
> >
> > The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
> > Bubba's yard, prepared to scold him, he stopped and
> > watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small
> > bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the
> > grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you
> > wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish".
>

Title: Re: Red neck Lent
Post by: Beloved on March 21, 2009, 09:05:41 PM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

what a hoot...Now Bubba is going to have to get his throat blessed and get ashes put on him too, holy ashes, not from the grill

beloved

Title: Re: Red neck Lent
Post by: John9362 on March 22, 2009, 01:54:17 AM

HEHEHEHEHE !!
 :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: Red neck Lent
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on March 22, 2009, 09:28:09 AM

Bubba became a smart Catholic....literally living by faith not by sight or smell  :D now you are a Catfish!    

Too sweet!

Many do not know the significance of the doctrines they follow.

Arc

Title: Re: Red neck Lent
Post by: judith collier on March 23, 2009, 06:31:05 AM

Roy, that was a bit better joke than musicman's inane one. Judy

Title: Re: Red neck Lent
Post by: mhykx on March 23, 2009, 07:40:31 AM

Hahaha...this one (as well as the other one from musicman) is hilarious!  ;D
(Sorry...I have a very "shallow" sense of humor, hehehe)

Title: Re: Red neck Lent
Post by: Ninny on March 23, 2009, 08:34:45 PM

Ewwww Musicman, people are gettin' personal now! ;D ;D
ahahaha!
Kathy ;)